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Sex That Doesn't Stick 

Scientific:
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, and begin coitus. Within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away.

Laymans Terms:
It is the opposite of sex that sticks. It doesn't take hold, or stay with you. Ergo, rather then the sex sticking, it doesn't stick.
Bob and Sally are having sex

Bob: "Oh Dear God! This sex isn't sticking"

Sally: "What do you mean its not sticking?"

Bob: "Its like sex that sticks, but it doesn't"

Sally: "Oh My, so thats Sex That Doesn't Stick."
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Why Can’t Math Be Like Sex? 

If teachers and textbook authors would creatively present the oft-sterile math curriculum in a form that would get students excited about the beauty of the subject, by not adulterating but contextualizing the content—by letting learners see both the mathematical forest and the trees.
Mathematics is too important to be left in the hands of mostly uncreative authors or publishers; as a result, teachers and parents would need to sexify the most boring subject in school—they need to ask, “why can’t math be like sex?” to lure unmotivated or mathophobic students.

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me 

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.
They had so much T(S)EX after they officially became boyfriend and girlfriend.
T(S)EX by Garry Mittens December 1, 2009

T-sexual 

A man or a woman that is attracted to people of the Trans experience. This includes sexually, physically and emotionally. A word created by @queenofchartzz on instagram
Am I gay for dating a transgirl ? No! Your considered a T-sexual!

She is a proud T-sexual.
T-sexual by Queenofchartz July 25, 2025

sexy t-rexing

A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.

Symptoms:

-A single arm curls up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a one armed, retarded T-Rex dinosaur.

- A hip slouches to the same side, allowing your elbow to rest on the hip.
- Staring at you in a highly suggestive manner
- Unable to speak a clear modern language

-But able to say 'rawr'

This condition was made famous by a lady named Teal Goodsell from the middle of nowhere, Alaska.
Oh, look, Teal is sexy t-rexing again, it's pretty much the hottest thing in the room.

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) 

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.
"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"