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Dirty Seymour

n. Act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk Asian girls - one peeing and one watching the other - whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to piss into the sink... but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn't locked.

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Joe: Ahhh.. I'm gonna...
Chris (walking in): What's going on h...?? Oh, shit... it's Dirty Seymour...
by iluv1227 April 27, 2009
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symoree

symoree is a wonderful person who care for others and can be mean if u get on her bad side she can fight so watch out she will have a wonderful life and a happy family
symoree a good person.
by symoree February 15, 2018
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Seymour Butts

a funny-sounding made-up name like Heywod Jablome
My proctologist's name is Dr. Seymour Butts!
by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003
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Seymour Butts

Bill: Did you do your book report?
Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.
Bill: Sweet.
by boatbutter April 21, 2006
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seymourhallion

A person from Seymour Hill, Dunmurry (or the progeny there of) that exhibits the characteristics of a "hallion". ie. Uncouth display of loyalist slogans and or working class behavoiur.
Why did he start on yer man Danny from Twinbrook (neighbouring Catholic Est)? Cause he's a Seymourhallion'!
by Allinthemix November 6, 2009
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Seymour Junior High School

Located in the valley of TN this place is absolutely dog poopoo, they serve undercooked/overcooked barnacle looking hamburger patties at 11:30…😐 and not to mention the teachers, don’t ask a question it’s a trap, they tell you to ask questions, then when you ask one they tell you that you didn’t listen and then explain it the same way with no differences, insult to injury.
Yoooo Ms.MidlifeCrisis I didn’t understand example 1 what does it mean? Teacher, Steven your absolutely useless, you don’t listen, you talk too much, you don’t care about school and if you listened then you would understand.
Steven, dang. Goes back to not asking questions and suffering in silence.

Seymour Junior High School: the place where we die mentally.
by Everything is taken bruh October 20, 2021
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samoura

Awesome, Every guys dream girl. Intelligent, Brave and Loyal. Wife her or someone else will. P.S Nice body
Samoura is one of a kind.
by Bow Down 2 Da Queen B March 28, 2017
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