The first day of an academic term at most high schools and colleges. On this day, a typical class lasts no more than twenty minutes and involves nothing more than reading the syllabus. Due to this, many students will attend class exceedingly hung over on this day.
Jeff: Dude, you don't look so good. Did you get trashed last night?
Steve: Yeah, but it's okay because it's Syllabus Day.
Steve: Yeah, but it's okay because it's Syllabus Day.
by steveo2 October 22, 2012
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A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."
(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)
Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).
(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)
Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).
by bmwgnome June 6, 2010
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The best day of each college quarter/semester when the professor filibusters the class with the contents of the Syllabus, attempting to scare students with threats of; "no late work accepted" and "academic integrity." Students take this opportunity to scout the class for any prospective underclassmen.
Guy 1: Is this Syllabus ever going to end
Guy 2: He is Syllabustering us because you know he didn't have anything prepared for the first day
Guy 1: True... Check out the warlocks on that Freshman to your left
Guy 2: He is Syllabustering us because you know he didn't have anything prepared for the first day
Guy 1: True... Check out the warlocks on that Freshman to your left
by MsNorris January 13, 2012
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Mom: Don't! *smack* You! *smack* Ever! *smack* Talk! *smack* Back! *smack* To! *smack* Me! *smack* Again! *smack*
Hoodrat: OW! Not syllabeats! I'm sorry! OW!
Hoodrat: OW! Not syllabeats! I'm sorry! OW!
by PsyKdelik22 June 21, 2012
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-"You glad to be back from Christmas break?"
-"Hell yeah, it's syllabus eve, easy class tomorrow, lets get white boy wasted!"
-"Happy Syllabus eve!"
-"Hell yeah, it's syllabus eve, easy class tomorrow, lets get white boy wasted!"
-"Happy Syllabus eve!"
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Scott: "Hey Jack, did you read the syllabus for today's lectures yet?"
Jack: "Yea, I started, but I only made it 1/100th of the way through before I hemorrhaged out of my ears because it's such a fucking behemoth of material."
Jack: "Yea, I started, but I only made it 1/100th of the way through before I hemorrhaged out of my ears because it's such a fucking behemoth of material."
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