Syllabeats 

When your parents spank you in syllables. Every time they say a word (or a syllable in a word) they hit you with the belt, or other switch-like or blunt object, simultaneously. If you put your hand over your butt they start over.

Mom: Don't! *smack* You! *smack* Ever! *smack* Talk! *smack* Back! *smack* To! *smack* Me! *smack* Again! *smack*

Hoodrat: OW! Not syllabeats! I'm sorry! OW!

Syllabeats by PsyKdelik22 June 21, 2012

Syllabatic Ass Whooping 

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

Syllabatic Ass Whooping by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

syllabatitis

An severe inablility to discern or understand the syllables that make up words. For example; a monosyllable (such a word is monosyllabic), while a word consisting of two syllables (like monkey) is called a disyllable (such a word is disyllabic). A word consisting of three syllables (such as indigent) is called a trisyllable (the adjective form is trisyllabic). A word consisting of more than three syllables (such as intelligence)

Craig, I hope I don't catch your syllabatitis.

syllabatitis by Bassettronics June 25, 2008

Syllabration 

The celebration of a new word accepted by Urban Dictionary

I had a syllabration after Urban Dictionary accepted my new word!

Syllabration by Zoltar85 January 4, 2023