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Stard

To be desirable, or have a quality that attracts. Mojo in a certain sense. Similar to steez.
EJ has absolutely no stard.
by swimmy_ April 14, 2023
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stardoll- twilight club

A club where almost everybdy has seen almost everybody. You (non-noobling) can join yesterday and be remembered a week from now. Usually someone always posts on your topic, but even "populars" can be ignored some-times.

The people you must definitely meet are: Allie, Risse (or Cherry), Endive, Batman, Jessie, Taco, Amy, Liv, Charlotte, Summer, Georgia, Banana, Ella, Britt, Chanelle, and Grace.

TC Anthem:
"Vicky- The TC song" -on YouTube
The occasional n00b and OC invader drops in. Sometimesd we flee to Allie's back up club "Tcers", TC (twilight club) is almost always dead on mornings. If you do decide to join, don't be stereotipical about some of the "scene" dolls, spell horribly or try to "fit in". Sometimes I just hate these people, but I luff them 99.99% of the time.

Lynnzzy is never in her own club for whatever reason (Maybe she has a life othe and will someday kill us all. Just
N00b1: WH0 1S UR F@V0R1T3 TW1L1GHT CH@R@CT3R?

TCer1: What did you just say?

TCer2: I think she meant "What's your favorite twilight character?

TCer1: Most of us don't even like twilight :|

Noob1: WH@T?

stardoll- twilight club
by TC`ers4ever November 13, 2011
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Stardoll

You may think Stardoll is a innocent site where you interact with different users and dress up dolls,but if you do,then wipe the shit out of your eyes.

Well,some parts of stardoll are completely free and safe,we call those the "elites".
The users with all the MKA rare clothing and the perfect grammar and speech,plus the bland personalities.
NOTE: Elites are known to be backstabbers,will give up a vital organ for First season DKNY.

Then we have the wemos and scene posers.
Most of which are alive in the club forums,or more known to be called "clubs".
They roam OriginalClub,Animal-Lovers.And FashionClub with their short bobs,lip peircings,vulgar writing style,and at least 40 fake eyelashes growing on their eyes like mold growing on old cheese.
Warning: Stay away from them at all cost,tend to attack with various flavored gummy bears in order to impress the guy in the "V.Neighborhood" topic.

Next thing you have to know is that the most popular clubs,e.t Animal-Lovers;OriginalClub;FashionClub, have a severe hatred toward eachother.
OC & FC tend to "invade" upon Animal-Lover's territory.
These "invasions" are known to be lame and filled with insults they got from their drunk older brother.
Animal-Lovers used to invade,but these invasions were far more planned out and entertaining.
The most well known invasions are the "flan,flan" invasion,and the "senior citizen" invasion.
Invasions are acts of supreme boredom.

Alright,now if by chance you piss anyone off by the invasion then give yourself 12+ flan flan points.

Next,the "populars",don't expect your topics in the forums to get fully admired.
People don't really care,unless your popular.

That's pretty much stardoll.

On stardoll,you pay 60 for DKNY platform shoes,and 4.99 for your soul.
Elite: O-M-G is that the Paulina wig?

Elite2: UH,YEAH! I SO HACKED THIS HOE,HAHA,that's what they get.

Elite: OH SPOT ON!

Scene Poser1: RAWRRzz!11one!!11 I iSHHH ASHHlEY!11

Normal Person: Uh,hi?

Scene Poser2: ZOMGGGzzz,ANOTHER SCENE PERSON!!!11 WANNA GO TALK ABOUT NEON AND RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND BOWS AND THE WORD "ishh!?"!?!?!!111

Scene Poser1: HELLZYEAH!

*Scene poser 1 & 2 run off to talk about stuff while normal person stands there thinking about what the hell he just saw*

Lame Invader from OC: HAHAHAHA,I INVADED YUUHSSZZ!

AL Member: All you did was make a topic.

Lame invader from OC: Yeah but...I...uhh..gave you emotional stress?

AL member: Sure thing honey,whatever helps you sleep at night.

I thought Stardoll was just for dressing up dolls,but someone hacked my acount and someone else from Animal-Lovers virtually raped me!
by SaviorOfStardoll August 1, 2009
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stardew valley

A farming simulator that has dating sim elements. Aka a great game.
I can't figure out the best summer crop in Stardew Valley.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.
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Nick Swardson

An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.
Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.

Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.
Terry: What does that mean



Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!
by ShellBell12484 January 28, 2009
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B'stard

A British politician. Derived from the character 'Alan B'stard' a Tory MP played by Rik Mayall in the classic sitcom 'The new Statesman.'

B'stard is an unashamedly corrupt, egotistical and thoroughly unpleasant politician, whose political ideals verge on Facsism. He had to constantly correct people who pronounced his name as 'bastard.'

Ironically, the character bears a remarkable resemblance to Tony Blair - physically, and arguably in other ways too.
by Clym May 11, 2006
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stardar

The ability to detect where the nearest starbucks is
man#1:hey man i need to find a starbucks
man#2:there should be one around this corner
man#1:hey how did you know that?
man#2:I have stardar
by zoomzoom100 August 18, 2009
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