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switchblade soccer 

The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.
Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

Canadian switchblade 

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.
Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!
Canadian switchblade by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

Saskatchewan Switchblade 

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.
Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE 

A BROKEN BUDWIESER (OR CORONA, MODELO, OR DOS XX'S ) BOTTLE WITH A JAGGED EDGE USED IN A DRUNKEN FIGHT.
JosA: "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE CHICO?"

JosB: " I was at a party last night and some Aztek warrior busted out a MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE and cut me up"
MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE by voltampman October 29, 2009

ghetto switchblade 

box cutter
ghetto kid: hey pops, hand me that ghetto switchblade.
Pops: what the box cutter?
ghetto switchblade by sean July 2, 2004

Canadian Switchblade 

An empty beer bottle, broken and used as a knife in a fight.
This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...