swirly

swirly pushing someones head in a toilet and flushing it

the school bully gave his victim a swirly pushing his head in the toilet and flushing the toilet on his victims head this morning what a site it was everyone laughing when it happened

by bluebear September 3, 2022

Swifty Ban

Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.

Dude, their was so many people in gold shire that i got a swifty ban.

by Hansonificator July 19, 2011

Soggy Swirly

Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.

"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."

by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019

Swifty

Where you jerk a guy off and then give him a Razer Naga.

Guy 1: Got Swifty'd by some dude the other day, now I can play WoW better with my new Razer Naga.

by Donderblitz December 28, 2014

Swirly Thing

The way I do the swirly thing on my girl is to suck (gently) on her clitoral area(hood and all but not down into her pussy lips) with my lips and use my tongue all over that area, you'll know when your tongue has found her clitoris, flick your tongue up, down, left, right, swirl it, whatever. she'll come in under 3 mins every time. Oh, just another tip, all this attention on her clit still leaves plenty of room for you to slide a finger in her pussy and do the come hither motion to hit her G-spot, plus using your middle finger to lightly rub her anus at the same time will cause her to have an orgasm so hard she'll be weak in the knees for a bit afterwards.

My boyfriend went down on me last night and did the swirly thing. It made me cum so hard, I nearly squirted his face.

by not my bag baby November 7, 2012

T Swifty

1. getting a blow job because the girl won't go any farther, kinda like Taylor Swift does
2. Popular way to say getting dome on Long Island

Mike: I'm gonna go get myself a T Swifty

Joe: Yo you hook up with Candice last night homie?
Andrew: Na man shes one of the tight bitches, just got a T Swifty

by sharky clarky February 22, 2011

nob swirly

When Pleasure Is Given To The Penis, Either By Hand, Mouth, Or other, In A Swirling Motion Clockwise Or conter-clockwise Which Ever Is Preferred.

Helga Gave Me The Best Nob Swirly Last Night Hands Down, No Bullshit....

by Nob swirly March 5, 2015