swirled peas

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.

Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral

by primerx1 October 21, 2009

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

red swirley

The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command

Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands

by bchi October 20, 2007

swirlie girl

A young woman who enjoys having her head flushed in the toilet during sex.

"Jessica said she liked it nasty, so during some doggy style in the bathroom I put her head in the toilet and flushed over and over again. Jessica is now a swirlie girl."

by Mr. Angry June 18, 2008

Shirlee

A person in society that like stalking people.

LOOK! ITS SHIRLEE STALKING SOMEONE AGAIN!

by Person With Shrimps May 21, 2019

Shirleen

A shirleen is a cheerful ,sexy bad ass .She’s kind if you’re to her .She’s forgiving but doesn’t forget easily.
She’s sexy asf.
She’s great in bed also naughty.
She. Has precious eyes that directly relate to the stars.
A shirleen will be there for;She’s very reliable.
She’s a goddess .
She’s playful and always happy.
She has great seduction skills and well she can be mischievous at times

Hey,I’m into her.Whats her name ohh her it’s no surprise,She’s a shirleen

by Pretty-me March 20, 2022