shinkies

euphemism for the word "shit", used in every colloquial form that the word shit, or crap, is used. Generally not used to refer to actual merde.

Ah, shinkies, I left my keys. In there. With the monster. Crap.

by grim_jim_twilley September 1, 2010

shiniest turd

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.

Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!

by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

slinkies

people who are fun to be around and hang out with but have no purpose what so ever in your life

why do i hang out with such slinkies

by grofizy September 20, 2009

Blowing Stinkies

Can be silent but deadly and/or loud but charming.

Sarah! Stop blowing stinkies up in here! That granny cart can't handle it!

by balowknee August 20, 2014

Skankiest

Defenition: something that’s unliked and unwanted e.g. that haircut is the skankiest

That’s the skankiest car ever

E.g. that television is the skankiest

by Brendan North March 10, 2018

slinkies

Meth-heads and other assorted druggies that go up and down, up and down, up and down the stairs of apartment complexes all night long, like perpetual motion, making buys and then going on their way.

There goes another one headed up the stairs and back down like slinkies, I swear that's the twelfth slinky scorin' tonight! No wonder they can pay their rent!

by Papigringo May 30, 2007

Stinkies

Skunk weed, Chronic, pumped-up greens. I am a man obsessed.

"What...no stinkies? Again?"

by Mather September 14, 2003