slimesexual

when a person is not gay, bisexual, or straight, not anything! they’re actually, slimesexual. meaning they’re attracted to people who only like young thug, or people who like young thug!

“i’m not gay! i’m slat!!!”
“im not straight, im slimesexual!!”
“we don’t say slay, we say SLAT.”

by tonguebiter August 31, 2021

suisexual

1. being sexually attracted to or
2. sexually active with the self
etymology: latin, sui- self; english~sexual

1. I swear my roommate is a suisexual. She just sits there in front of the mirror, obviously turned on by her own lingere clad body.
2.I dont have a girlfriend right now, so basically im just suisexual.

by genna buzz April 4, 2005

skisexual

A person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people.

Jim: Dude, Karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.

by 907mountainchild November 23, 2015

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep

Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual

by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.

They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.

by Maxecuter February 9, 2021

Swagsexual

The word "SWAGSEXUAL" means that you are straight, but with swag 😎. This amazing sexuality was created by the one and only swag mf, swag mf is the coolest person you will ever meet in your life.

"Hey did you hear about that new sexuality, swagsexual?" "yeah im totally swag sexual, and I've heard the person who made it is the coolest person ever too!"

by SwagsexualCharlie February 11, 2021