sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge 

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.

"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"

Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge by Why do I have to sign up?! January 7, 2010

Sweating like a rapist 

Israeli ex-Mossad agent Colonel Erran Morad, has claimed that the phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science and that their seismic waves can be detected using a specialized handheld detector.

"The phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science..."

Sweating like a rapist by coolaide July 31, 2018

sweating bullets 

Nervousness with a touch of dread.

I started sweating bullets when my wife found my porno collection.

sweating bullets by Juggy1337 September 6, 2006

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. 

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

sweating balls 

When the temperature outside causes your balls to sweat, this also applies to female "balls".

"I cant come outside and play", said Jessie, "I'll be sweating balls!"

sweating balls by Kerry L. August 30, 2005

Sweating to the Oldies

Also see Richard Simmons

Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.

Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.

DUDE I am totally going to laugh and cry after seeing Sweating to the Oldies!

Sweating to the Oldies by The awesome one December 13, 2004