An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.
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Me and my bros got wasted last night and met this totally nasty girl. She said she was down so we did a Mongolian Steakhouse!
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starting with the word steak and emphasizing on the word HOUSE!
starting with the word steak and emphasizing on the word HOUSE!
by blackkat69_01 February 13, 2009
Get the SteakHOUSE mug.Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
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Friend: Why did you quit Outback Steakhouse?
Me: because that restaurant and their practices are disgusting and I find it's morally wrong to continue to serve people food from that establishment.
Me: because that restaurant and their practices are disgusting and I find it's morally wrong to continue to serve people food from that establishment.
by an ex-employee February 7, 2010
Get the outback steakhouse mug.When a person eats so much that they have a bowel movement after their meal. In some cases, the steakhouser gets diarrhea or vomits and blames the place of business for food poisoning. They didn't get food poisoned, they just ate so much food that the new food in their system pushed the old food being digested, through their colon into their rectum. Most people that steakhouse believe that defecating 3 or more times a day after meals is a healthy practice, while its a well known fact that it is very unhealthy. Look it up. Steakhousers are usually the embarrassing people of the group that eat way too much and give off a barbaric feeling to their friends.
"I just took a huge crap and destroyed the toilet. I think I might have food poisoning."
"No, you just steakhoused you stupid piece of shit."
"No, you just steakhoused you stupid piece of shit."
by Huf_Money December 27, 2013
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