suck my balls

a phrase you would use in reply to a command or question often to your parents or somebody you don't like in other words no

:can you pick that up for me?
:suck my balls

:go away!
:suck my balls

by karl06 May 24, 2006

suck my balls

apply oral stimulation to my male genitilia

Suck my balls, bitch!

by MaddMattG August 1, 2003

Sucks hairy balls

When something majorly sucks.

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.

by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009

sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)

"would you like to suck mah baws?"

by Phil Clarke August 4, 2003

suck my balls

A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!

by Occsters November 7, 2012