Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.

- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!

by DjDb October 9, 2017

suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.

guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.

by adasaddas March 3, 2021

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

suckcessful

Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".

Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022