Suckcess

The ability to always fail, and consider yourself a winner

I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.

guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.

by adasaddas March 3, 2021

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.

- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!

by DjDb October 9, 2017