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Stumping

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.
Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.
by BaconQuest February 13, 2005
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Slumpkin

The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.
Joey was so trashed last Friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a Slumpkin, passed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own shit.
by brownnoser October 29, 2014
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stumping

Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.
John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!
by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010
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Stumpin'

Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.
When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!
by JoeP. May 25, 2007
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strumpkin

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!
by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013
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STUMPTING

The act of sitting or standing while smoking a pipe. The opposite of lunting.
Cherry On Top loves stumpting in his favorite chair.
by The Cherry On Top February 1, 2019
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