Sturgeon's revelation

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

by edwild22 March 2, 2009

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

sprungmonkey

a person on meth who is doing stupid, senseless things and acting strangely.

last time i visited john, the sprungmonkey was taking apart his broken vcr again.

by kristekitty October 15, 2009

Izaya Sturgeon

a homosexual white kid

izaya sturgeon is a fucking cunt

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

Strangeness

To have a sense of mystery. Strangeness is an aura that surrounds the inner body.

We out here with the strangeness

by Lil Rugrat July 3, 2019

Nicola Sturgeon

noun

"destroyer of women's rights"

I am Nicola Sturgeon the supreme leader of scotland!!!

by 911insidejob October 12, 2022

Nicola Sturgeon

One who upholds democracy, but doesn't understand what it is.

The majority of the Scottish Public voted no for Independence at the 2014 IndyRef, yet Nicola Sturgeon wants to hold IndyRef2? Where's the democracy in that?

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2021