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anal stretching

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.
Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.
by tdimez October 14, 2013
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screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/
supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door
by liam January 19, 2005
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Stretchin ten

That feeling you get when you look at your bank account balance and realize you have no money left. To make matters worse you don't get paid for 1-2 weeks and therefor have to stretch the last of your cash. Regardless of the amount it is always referred to as stretchin' ten.
Chase: Yo Tanner you wanna hit sandbar later or maybe just grab a 30 and chill?

Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.
by Uncle R Chase August 16, 2010
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anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks
Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream
by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017
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power streaming

When you watch a gazillion episodes of a show online because they are available instantly, back-to-back and you are dying to know what happened next.
I totally missed out on the Lost craze by made up for it by power streaming over the weekend.
by Gte697h December 24, 2010
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streaking

The act of stripping down butt-naked and running across/in an area of some sort. Usually for the purpose of creating a ruckus and/or suiting the need to show no-no parts.
Jack: "I HAVE A STRANGE URGE TO SHOW MY PRIVATES AND WEE IN PUBLIC!"

Sam: "ME TOO! LET'S GO STREAKING!"
by octopus. quite August 10, 2012
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soyreaching

When someone jumps to conclusions or uses a strawman argument because they are angry.
Person A: You don't like anime just because you're racist. You're racist you're racist I don't care
Person B: Are you done soyreaching?
by HappyDaysLikeFonzi October 20, 2021
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