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Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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Stressography

The act of watching pornography without the sexual, pleasureful feeling, but instead, to relieve one's self of stress. This can sometimes kick in due to previous or current addictions to porn, but for first-timers, it could result in a new life of brutal addiction to pornography.
x+y=z: "Man.. I had a really good time yesterday on my computer after a long time!"

a+b=c: "Watching porn again, eh?"

x+y=z: "Nah, bro, just some stressography due to the huge amounts stress I've been facing studying for the exams!"

E=mc^2: "Trust me, dudes.. stressography might seem the optoin that suits best during stressful situations, but that's an excellent silent killer.
by LeLastLaugh October 17, 2011
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You will love to talk to him he’s a fun person to be around and his girlfriend is lucky to have him like really lucky “ she doesn’t deserve him” “he’s to awesome for her” anywho he’s cute as heck and could crack a room up with his hilarious jokes i love him and I hope he knows who wrote this.
“bobby merill strassburg”: hey

Me: OH MY GOD DID YOU GET SENT FROM THE HEVEANS ABOVE?
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Aliza Strass

The most amazing and beautiful girl know to man, to have her as a part of your life is a Godsend.
She is so amazing she'll be locked in your mind forever.
She also gives the most amazing hugs and head massage.
Aliza Strass, A woman you would travel all the way from Australia to Germany just to hug.
by Matt Ricco July 6, 2011
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Teresa Strasser

News Girl on the Adam Carolla Show, which airs 6-10 a.m. on KLSX in LA and is also simulcast to other West Coast markets. A very sexy and funny gal who evens out the testosterone levels!
by rob8od November 10, 2007
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teresa strasser

A kick-ass Emmy award-winning writer who co-hosts the best radio morning talk show, Teresa Strasser not only showcases a biting wit and quick humor, she also recently didn't marry Batman.
Teresa Strasser is too cool to be defined only as "that jewish girl."
by bachelorette November 13, 2007
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stressorexic

Opposite of 'Stress Eater'

Forgets to eat when under masses of stress.
Person 1 "Hello there dear chap, you are looking rather spiffing today, have you lost weight?"

Person 2 "No, a tad busy with work pressures and all that"

Person 1 - "My word sir, you've become a stressorexic"
by Pixie Hylton October 12, 2011
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