strangerdanger

A wonderful mix of a Danger Wank and a Stranger.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.

a young lad performing a strangerdanger...
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"

by josty December 16, 2007

Chicken Strangling

To masturbate

Hey dude, I just strangled my chicken. Word up!

by Bruce Boxleitner June 12, 2003

Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

._.strangerthings_editzz

._.strangerthings_editzz is an Finn Wolfhard editor on tiktok and she makes them amazing.

._.strangerthings_editzz is my favorite editor.

by uno3686 January 21, 2023

strangeling

one who is rather strange, but you can't quite put your finger on it as to why.

That kid over there is such a strangeling...

by thatonekidoverthere April 12, 2007

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008