A wonderful mix of a Danger Wank and a Stranger.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.
a young lad performing a strangerdanger...
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"
by josty December 16, 2007
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Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"
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See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
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