One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
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I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.
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When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.
It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.
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Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.
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