straightard

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

by silly phillie November 24, 2010

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007

straighterade

a beverage that allows individuals to feel heterosexual desires. Commonly offered or spilled on gay people, or people acting gay.

He just really doesn't like boobs... we should get him some straighterade.

by 72886 January 19, 2008

straightbreaker

someone of the same sex, usually a celebrity figure, who would cause a straight person to turn gay

Kat Von D is totally a straightbreaker. If I was a lesbian, I'd totally hit that.

by wildflower3915 January 7, 2009

straightalator

a flat escalator (usually found in airports)

I take the straightalator so I don't have to walk as far in the airport.

I would have missed my flight is it wasn't for the straightalator.

by mkate28 November 15, 2010

straightmer

A heterosexual gamer

I'm not gay, so i'm not a gamer I'm a straightmer

by Maurice Wooten October 13, 2021

Straightass

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010