fat guy strategy

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.

Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."

by es taco April 24, 2010

cheese strategy

noun. Gaming. A strategy that seeks to provide means for overcoming a challenge (e.g. a boss fight) not by engaging with the challenge itself but rather by bypassing it altogether. It is oftentimes exploitative of a game's mechanics, taking advantage of oversights in game balance made by the developers to easily deal with an obstacle.

Cheese strategies trivialize challenging content, by either speeding the process up immensely to eliminate the challenge or by making it nigh impossible to fail (e.g. through creating means to infinitely heal oneself). One could distinguish between "fast cheese" and "slow cheese".

Not to be confused with glitch exploits. Cheese strategies always work within the bounds of the game.

A: Hey, I just can't beat this boss, this one move just kills me every time.
B: Oh yeah, I struggled with him too. But there's this cheese strategy using this set of armor and a combination of potions that makes you pretty much invincible so I managed to get past him.

by Malvora November 1, 2020

A legitimate strategy!

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

brick exit strategy

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

by SF Dave May 20, 2008

Brick Exit Strategy

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.

"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

by SF Dave May 19, 2008

cheese strategy

Using an incredibly lame and easy "no-effort" strategy within video gaming, or just in general. Has to be effortless, overpowered or just a purely try-hard and annoying way of "cheesing" an early win. Examples of this is Zerg rush (Starcraft) or using the Noobtube in any CoD game.

I hate Jerry. Last night, he was totally using a Cheese strategy. You know the one with the roundhouse kicks? Yeah, he did nothing but that and won within 2 minutes.

by Timpster September 10, 2015