Strobesity

the most solid and sturdy of the obese. Obesity with muscle.

You can't handle the strobesity.

by CtB Inc. February 2, 2010

Stoobs

A very old lady that has boobs sagging to her stomach. Stomach + Boobs = Stoobs.

Tommy: Look at that old lady!
Katie: I know! Just look at her stoobs.
Tommy: They are so gross.

by AzKtEGTwus October 13, 2011

stoober

Someone who stoops below another persons level in an argument.

Don't be a stoober, let it go Bro.

(man 1) "Your the dumbest person I know. "
(man 2) "Oh yeah... You sleep with sheep."

Man 2 is a stoober.

by DjStarr January 15, 2016

strobes

boobs, tits

Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.

Hey ho, show me dem strobes!

Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.

by Ian June 16, 2003

Stooges Hot Carl

Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.

Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!

by BatShyteCreazzinz' December 18, 2021

Strobes

Crazy cunts, frequently originating from Alberta, that move into your house and never leave. They are frequently known to commune with "spirits" and offer half-baked remedies that they supposedly cultivated from reading archaic books written by witch doctors. Sometimes they like to take off all their clothes and strobe naked by the Lac while Ron bends over the side of the canoe exposing his genitalia, allowing for his low-hanging ballsack to drift over the side of said canoe.

"So you want to learn?" *strobes* naked for the aliens to come and probe her clitie and finish her off with a hot, ripe alishasingh.

by cornwallbeauty August 31, 2011

stoobed

The act of fucking an old school gluestick. The ones with the spiral down the centre.

Man, i was all up in her face so she grabbed the glue and stoobed me.

by TurkeySlapSaturday February 1, 2009