My Identity got stolen

A hot ass bitch who loves himself too much and loves to make out with himself in the mirror cause he’s too much of himself

Have you heard of this dude on tiktok named ‘ my identity got stolen ‘ ?

No? Why? Is he a good person?

Yeah he’s really good dude

by Butterandsoymilk June 25, 2021

Steltenkamp

A turd dwelling in the upper deck of your toilet, manifesting and marinating itself for a week or longer

While I was on vacation, my roommate left a Steltenkamp in my throne.

by WHAMMY! July 22, 2011

stolen booty

Rape.

Bitch was riding my dick but afterwards called the cops and claimed "stolen booty". Cost me $14K to clear my name.

by Scott Free October 22, 2013

Stolen meme

when you make a meme that is fire as fuck, and you post it on a social media site and someone saves it or screenshots it and posts it saying it was their meme.

Me: Did you see Alex's meme? It was funny as shit!
Dan: That was my meme! I made that!
Me: stolen meme.....

by ahhhhhhmemes March 1, 2017

stolen sidekick

a Cell Phone mobile media device lost in a Taxi, found by others and not returned. Thieves are usually tracked down and embarrased in a blog by a guy named Evan.

Looks like the stolen Sidekick saga has come to a close.

by Darryl G. September 1, 2008

stolen

When something is borrowed without asking and with no intention to give back.

Similar to robbery.

Mario: Oh shit! My Nintendo was stolen.
Luigi: Oh no! That is very bad.

by samthemanwiththecan y'all March 23, 2008

Stolen

When someone finds a real bargain or item for a really cheap price.

Guy 1 "Dude nice car, where'd you find it"
Guy 2 "In the Trading Post, it was only 2 grand"
Guy 1 " Stolen!"

Hometrick 1"OMG girl check out these Jimmy Choo's, they were on sale for $800"
Hometrick 2 " Stolen!"

by Grumple June 17, 2009