Nic Shits

The explosive mondo dukes that result from...
a. Too much nicotine

b. Pod that does not suit the respiratory system (e-cigarettes)
c. Being incapable to handle nicotine in the body, and thus exits through an explosion out of one’s anus

Damn... I just went through a whole pod and had the worst nic shits of my life! Bitch sorry about your toilet it was like a grenade blast in that shit. I’ll pay half for a new can.

by Cranjus McBasketball IV May 11, 2018

Nicotine Shits

Before or After consuming nicotine, you have to dispose poop.

Tyler: Dude, this dip is giving me the Nicotine Shits!
Dave: i know same here.

by assualt911 March 18, 2009

tough shitsky

Too damn bad!

The "Prez" has just been permanently banned from Twitter. Aww! Tough shitsky! He'll get over it.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

twisted shits

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

shitshow

When everything turns out Extremely Horrible!

Last night was really a shitshow; I'm telling you!!

by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

meat shits

The phenomenon of getting high-volume diarrhea from eating copious amounts of meat (buffet-style, typically.)

After thee hours at the churrascaria (Brazilian all-you-can-eat carnivore house of delights), I got a serious case of the meat shits.

by Count de Monet February 9, 2012