by Ryan Mann November 21, 2003
Knobjockey: 'Wow, yesterday me an my mum went to the Royal Show. I got the Inspector Gadget showbag, the Neverending Story showbag, the Pound Puppies showbag, the...'
*Slap*
Greg 'STFD'
*Slap*
Greg 'STFD'
by Harris Scarfe August 5, 2009
Class: Oh boy! We get to watch JFK's assassination video?!
Teacher: Yes children, but if you don't STFD, you won't pass your first year of pre-school.
Teacher: Yes children, but if you don't STFD, you won't pass your first year of pre-school.
by NotSoFast! August 12, 2010
Conjoins the two following acronyms 'stfd' and 'stfu'
"Sit the fuck down, and shut the FUCK UP!"
Used when 'stfd' or 'stfu' doesn't achieve a satisfactory effect.
Often used to establish superiority and 1337ness.
"Sit the fuck down, and shut the FUCK UP!"
Used when 'stfd' or 'stfu' doesn't achieve a satisfactory effect.
Often used to establish superiority and 1337ness.
by I_Love_hooters January 4, 2005
A phrased coined on INO by me.
It's a portmaneau or "tits or gtfo" and "sit the fuck down, from the infamous scene on the 2002 Muse DVD Hullabaloo
It's a portmaneau or "tits or gtfo" and "sit the fuck down, from the infamous scene on the 2002 Muse DVD Hullabaloo
by dani6661 April 30, 2009
Abbreviation of ‘Shut the fucking door’. Generally used by teenagers when their mom doesn’t close the door.
Mom: Here’s your dinner.
*leaves room without closing door*
Teenager pulls out phone to text mom: STFD
*leaves room without closing door*
Teenager pulls out phone to text mom: STFD
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 26, 2021