Stevon

Stevon is a guy that you want to spend every moment with. You never want to let go of him and you never want to lose him. He may look tough and scary but once you get to know him he’s a sweet loving guy that needs someone he can trust for once in his life. He’s been through hell and back with a couple of people and he had let people go. He has been hurt by some people so be careful about the things you do to him.

He’s good at video games so don’t try and beat him because you will lose. He also is always right so don’t try and argue with him.

“See that guy with a fat ass!? He must be a Stevon”

by Cavebird bitches July 17, 2018

Stevovo

A sexy Scottish beast. South African for a short while. Very friendly and kind of shy but fierce. A Stevovo can lift 10x it's own body weight and can wipe you out on land or in water.

Lord, do we miss Stevovo.

Girl 1: Was there a Stevovo at the party?
Girl 2: Nah, José was there though!

by Chlozozo November 11, 2014

THE STEVO

When you punch a woman's box as hard as possible, then as she screams "ouch" you put your phat cock in her mouth and she can't scream but you bribe her to say STEVO or you keep it in her mouth.

dude i just performed a stevo on your sister
omg the stevo was insane lastnight

by MR Shefoozle June 2, 2019

Stevo

A god amongst men, is the one and only Stevo. His power over the biological world is absolute. Not only is he the most supreme of gods, but he is the most supreme of men. Is the best fisherman ever, drinks several 6-Packs at a time, is divorced and tells people to piss off or he'll nail them. Doesn't like asians, but no asian has the guts to call him a racist. Likes to fight kids...cause they can't do anything about it.

"Oi Stevo how do ya catch 'em fish?"
"If i'm not blowing the shit out of those bastards with my home made bombs, I'll fucking poison them with those chemicals I racked from the local lab."

by Burnate September 14, 2006

Stevo

Stevo is one of the worlds best creations. A Stevo can make anybody laugh. He is extremely hot and has giant guns. If youre lucky you may get the opportunity to ride Stevo in a toilet.

"Wow dude check him out, he must be a stevo. I think i might need to have a quick rossco"

by Jodeo April 29, 2008

Big Stevo

A person or object that is excessively large or fat for no apparent reason. It is also impossible to make this object or person get smaller or skinner.

Person1: look at the size of that car
Person2: Holy shit that's one big stevo of a car
Or
Person1: look at the size of that fucker
Person 2: Holy shit that big stevo needs to stop hitting maccies and hit the gym

by Urmawastaken2021Trollface June 29, 2022

Stevo'ed

To be completely rejected by a simple "no" or "what you just is said is completely wrong"

Guy: Hey beautiful, how about you and I go out sometime...chicka chicka yeahhhhh
Girl: No.
Guy 1: YOU JUST GOT STEVO'ED!!!

by sheepsandcows May 13, 2010