stevon

a man with larger than normal dick usually above 8inches...can usually last hours in bed

"oh man Jerrad last night was a stevon all the way"

by Micheal McJohnson January 11, 2009

Stevon

Stevon is a guy that you want to spend every moment with. You never want to let go of him and you never want to lose him. He may look tough and scary but once you get to know him he’s a sweet loving guy that needs someone he can trust for once in his life. He’s been through hell and back with a couple of people and he had let people go. He has been hurt by some people so be careful about the things you do to him.

He’s good at video games so don’t try and beat him because you will lose. He also is always right so don’t try and argue with him.

“See that guy with a fat ass!? He must be a Stevon”

by Cavebird bitches July 17, 2018

pulling a stevon

Pulling a stevon:(verb) or just a stevon for short is when one continually passes out multiple times at parties after only minuscule amounts of alcohol. A stevon can also be categorized as someone who habitually passes out at parties and then proceeds to wake up and attempt to eat everything in sight.

Pat: Hey where is Will at?

Jerry: Oh I think he's pulling a stevon on the couch...

by Al Stevon February 25, 2009

clint stevens

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

by Kegter November 12, 2016

Steven Wilson

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.

Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.

by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Clint Stevens

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018