1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.
Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
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Get the Steven Segal mug."Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
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Get the Watching Steven Segal mug.The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.
Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.
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Get the A Steven Segal mug.When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.
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