Therapist: "how can I help you today young man? "
Person: "it's my step-dad. I have depression because of him" :(
Person: "it's my step-dad. I have depression because of him" :(
by Psydeon December 31, 2018
step dads are complete assholes they literally treat your mom like a sex toy and uses her kids like a fucking punching bag.... they tell you "no one loves you" and ur mother agrees with it, stepdads make ur mom just like them so the moms can just put u up for adoption they put ur hands on u right infront of your mom.. ur mom probably doesnt care... ik my mom doesnt. what im just saying is ur mom will probably pick ur stepdad over you cause family is stupid and doesnt care... like i cant even trust anyone tho.. not even my family.. just saying nobody is down for you, even when you think they are their just their to tell you how much they didnt like/or love you
by ooflmao June 07, 2019
by Moribriscoe July 04, 2021
stepdad : trans is wrong
me:ok then fuck you stupid little bitch who can’t see that people are very valid Step Dad
me:ok then fuck you stupid little bitch who can’t see that people are very valid Step Dad
by Muffinpiss December 12, 2020
STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...
Those are nice trainers...
Thanks, my step dad bought me them
Wheres your real dad?
Out wasting money...
Thanks, my step dad bought me them
Wheres your real dad?
Out wasting money...
by CMPR June 04, 2011
A man that is married to your mother. A wall may have more personality than he. Does nothing to bring you up but everything to make you feel like crap. He thinks you listen to him, when in reality you couldn't give a care what he is saying. His words are of no value, however, he would beg to differ. He thinks he is the most helpful, amazing, sexiest man alive when we all know he's nothing but a porch swinging liquor pig. Your mother does not even like him and he may just so happen to be a mantinence man at your school. Do not feel bad when you have the erge to throw something at him, smack him, kill him, or not listen to him. There are many other people out there like you!
by rewrew August 12, 2009
What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more
"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"
by spoonman89 September 28, 2017