some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.
me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.
mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.
mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010
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Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
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If a kids lucky they're mom will find them a good step-dad and not some fucker who treats them like shit.
by jpg3 January 9, 2011
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He will seem like the nicest guy ever in front of the rest of the family. Like a hero and the greatest blessing for you and your mom. He will never show his dark side to anyone but you and your mom. Actually the though of someone knowing about his abusive behavior is the most terrifying thing in existence for him.
Also thank your mom who exchanged your childhood and healthy mental development for regular dick and payed checks.
But there will be a day when you will stand up to your loser step-father and it will be a moment of pleasure. At that moment you won. From there on things will never be as they used to be. Tables will turn slowly and you will end up freed from your loser step-father eventually.
He will seem like the nicest guy ever in front of the rest of the family. Like a hero and the greatest blessing for you and your mom. He will never show his dark side to anyone but you and your mom. Actually the though of someone knowing about his abusive behavior is the most terrifying thing in existence for him.
Also thank your mom who exchanged your childhood and healthy mental development for regular dick and payed checks.
But there will be a day when you will stand up to your loser step-father and it will be a moment of pleasure. At that moment you won. From there on things will never be as they used to be. Tables will turn slowly and you will end up freed from your loser step-father eventually.
My new step-dad is so nice. He buys me a lot of gifts and plays with me.
My step-dad no longer plays with me.
My step-dad yells at me sometimes. E.g. for not taking out the garbage.
My step-dad constantly remind me he pays for my food and living, despite the fact I'm in 7th grade.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to eat food that my mom cooks anymore. My mom has to buy me separate food.
My step-dad throws the garbage bags into my room. Then tells me to stop crying.
My step-dad constantly reminds me to go live with my real father.
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Yesterday I started called my step-dad a motherfucker. I slammed doors. Threw thing at him. Told him I was here first. Told him he can go fuck himself and his rules.
My step-dad is afraid to say something to me. He bitches about me only to my mom.
I moved out out the house. I am no longer living with my step-dad.
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My step-dad yells at me sometimes. E.g. for not taking out the garbage.
My step-dad constantly remind me he pays for my food and living, despite the fact I'm in 7th grade.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to eat food that my mom cooks anymore. My mom has to buy me separate food.
My step-dad throws the garbage bags into my room. Then tells me to stop crying.
My step-dad constantly reminds me to go live with my real father.
My step-dad always yells at me why am I still here.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to go out.
My step-dad prevents me from going to the bathroom or clean my teeth or shower.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to move around the house or keep the light on in my room because he pays for the electricity.
Yesterday I started called my step-dad a motherfucker. I slammed doors. Threw thing at him. Told him I was here first. Told him he can go fuck himself and his rules.
My step-dad is afraid to say something to me. He bitches about me only to my mom.
I moved out out the house. I am no longer living with my step-dad.
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