a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"
by syko_ January 30, 2009
Get the steam boat williemug. When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.
by TeenaVajeeeena August 2, 2017
Get the Steam Boat Williemug. Thailas dick
by Christiangvez December 12, 2013
Get the lousiana steam boatmug. Neatly place a piece of saran wrap over your lovers chest. Take a shit on top of the saran wrap. Carefully pick up the saran wrap and have your lover lick the condensation off the bottom.
by JETJOCK March 20, 2009
Get the Glass Bottom Steam Boatmug. the act of inhaling marijuana smoke and then exhaling it while performing cunnilingus, leaving your significant others vagina slowly releasing smoke like a steam boat.
by whiskyfrock November 9, 2014
Get the st. louis steam boatmug. The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.
I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday
by VanMan423 July 10, 2003
Get the Glass-Bottom Steam Boatmug. While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.
by Red Dragon October 18, 2003
Get the Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boatmug.