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Petty, stinky, smell like bad, likes sniffing little children especially boys. Mildly irritating, obsessed with the 'dong', is gay, more stubborn than a nail on a coke overdose. Obsessed with people who live on the moon, occasionally makes strange noises, talks back using his strange noises.
Stars by Masuzu December 18, 2020
Tools who hold badges to perform dictatorships' biddings.
Boy: "I want to be a star, daddy"
Father: "Nope! Stars are cunts"
Stars by the first sumerian gods October 30, 2021
STARS
stars are the best
1. Large, spherical celestial bodies consisting of masses of gas that are hot enough to sustain nuclear fusion and thus produce radiant energy

2. Fate; predestination; destiny

3. Popular people; superstars

4. Excellent people

5. (interjection) Non-vulgar expression of frustration, surprise, or pain; shoot; crud; heck

6. (idiomatic verb phrase) "To see stars;" seeing spots of light, especially temporarily, after a head injury, and/or when dealing with issues of static-like vision
1. The lights in the sky that are visible at night, as well as the Sun, are stars.

2. Stars show me... nothing, because I don't believe in fate like that.

3. Many actors are stars, especially those who have acted in popular films or for a long period of time.

4. My class is a bunch of stars! They're great!

5. Ah, stars, I forgot my car keys again.

6. Falling like that is really making me see stars.
stars by UrbanLinguist :) June 29, 2025
Stars = Awesome/Great
What’s for dinner?”

Teriyaki chicken.”
“That’s stars!”
stars by acascusemay July 19, 2025

Stars Of Death 

An extremely potent edible that was created by Anarchy edibles. The Stars were made famous by comedians Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. They hosted a podcast that often included both of them eating multiple Stars while interviewing guests. However, some guests tried a star and would leave them stoned beyond all recognition. Because of this, multiple guests have passed out or walked out during the show because they went too deep into murky waters. Unfortunately, they've since stopped making the Stars. Probably because too many people landed in the ER from eating them!
Joey: These are the Stars of Death. They'll take you deep into murky waters mofo! Here Lee, have another star to balance out your PH.

Lee: I'm already 5 Stars deep, man!?
Stars Of Death by NopeNotMeSir December 19, 2020