a Starbucks

A flock of basic white bitches.

Person 1: "Dude, look all them white girls!"
Person 2: "They're referred to as a Starbucks."

by IxIdentifyxAsxAxSpeedxLimitxSi April 19, 2018

Starbucks Australia

A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008

starbucksification

displacement of small business by large corporations (seeking to target upper- or middle-income families or individuals), thus stripping them of authenticity.

Ann Arbor was a cute little town until the starbucksification of State Street.

by Urban Jed February 5, 2010

StarBucks Cakepop

A Starbucks cake pop is the most superior food to exist on this planet. If you say otherwise you will smooshed by Cakepop man

man: :O this that a Starbucks cakepop

y/n : ye-
man: boo boop *smooshes*

by anonymous September 3, 2021

Starbucks

Where you're going to end up if you get a master's degree in the following:

1) Art History
2) Fine Arts
3) Philosophy
4) Literature

"I know the barista at this Starbucks: she was in my 'Critical Analysis of James Joyce' class in college!"

by aleclair July 1, 2005

Starbucks Tall

Since "tall" is the smallest size at Starbucks, you use the phrase "Starbucks Tall" to refer to someone who alleges to be tall, but is, in actuality, small. This could be in response to a friend/other well-intentioned individual who claims that a romantic prospect is "tall," or as a skeptical response to someone who describes himself as "tall" on his online dating profile.

Shelly <reading Jim's match.com profile>: This dude Jim's says he's tall! <Scoffs> Look at him standing next to his ride in this shot, though! <Sarcastically> Um, yeah - he's *Starbucks* Tall!

Shelly's Mom: Now, honey, just go out with Phil once. He's a great guy with a great job. Plus, he's tall.
Shelly: <skeptically> Mom, do you mean "tall" or "Starbucks Tall?"

by wolverleen March 19, 2010

Starbucks Drone

A Starbucks Drone is a new breed of Homo Sapien, adapted to the exquisite atmosphere of organic food, blogging publicly at coffee shops (like Starbucks), artisan stuff, and, of course, Starbucks. Their newly classified scientific name is Homo Organicstarbucksian. A Starbucks Drone is usually a 20-30 year old of the sex male or female, who visits Starbucks at least twice a day. They seem not to be satisfied with a simple but effective drink. One of the most common orders are a Skinny Pumpkin Whip Artisan Organic Americana Latte with extra foam no fat bla bla bla 1234 drink. But there's more to this breed. Starbucks Drones are usually unemployed, and have blogs on the interent. They come to Starbucks and blog publicly on their Apple MacBook Computers, while sipping their extra-special artisan organic skinny drink, and type. In these blogs they write about everything that happens in their life.. and they act as if anyone cares. It's odd behavior that still isn't fully understand ed by scientists. They love to use words like "exquisite", "organic", "Starbucks", "artisan", "Starbucks", "my blog", to name a few. They also enjoy jazz music a little too much. They drive a Toyota Hybrid Prius, and 99% are pro-life and atheist. Some are homosexual, but not all. To better understand this breed yourself, go to your local Starbucks Coffee Shop and just look around. Lots of these people are Homo Organicstarbucksians. For more information, please email [e-mail]

Normal Guy: "Isn't the coffee here pretty good?"

Starbucks Drone: "It has so much personality and boldness, with a touch of caramel organic artisan beans."

Normal Guy: "What u talkin bout' Willis?"

by OKWHATYEAHH April 17, 2010