Starbooks

The Starbucks cafe located inside of Barnes & Noble book stores.

Did you see all those indie kids writing their poetry and checking their Tumblrs on their over-sized Macbooks over at the Starbooks across the street?

by beargonewild October 21, 2010

no Starbucks

A location that is so remote that it does not even have a Starbucks within 5 minutes.

Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.

by the comand'r June 25, 2019

starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.

Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.

by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011

starbucks hoe

A girl that will suck your duck if you buy her starbucks usually a white girl

Boy: I got you a venti very berry mocha
Girl: oh my god thank you,now I'll suck your dick
Guy: your such a starbucks hoe

by Djreckid408 November 23, 2015

Starbucks Experience

Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.

Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

a Starbucks

A flock of basic white bitches.

Person 1: "Dude, look all them white girls!"
Person 2: "They're referred to as a Starbucks."

by IxIdentifyxAsxAxSpeedxLimitxSi April 19, 2018

Starbake

To smoke marijuana and drink a Starbucks frappachino right afterward. It allows a responsible stoner to actually be productive by being caffeinated and high at the same time.

Dude, let's go play disc golf but we have to Starbake first.

by Frankenderek September 26, 2011