Double-stander

"A double stander is, of course, someone who stands and takes up double the space"

- Jack Douglass

God damn, I hate double-standers. They take up so much space.

by Vadrone July 25, 2014

Bernie Stander

A (usually white) liberal who thinks Bernie Sanders is the best thing to ever some out of politics. These people will lose it when someone brings up his shady immigration ideas and imperialist agenda. These people don't know how revolutions work or what real socialism is.

Me: Bernie Sanders thinks immigrants are responsible for low wages and wants to continue Israel's oppression of Palestinians.
Bernie Stander: What the fuck did you just said to me? WOULD YOU RATHER VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!?????

by Young Black Jack September 4, 2016

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

stander

a stander is the type of person to sleep standing up to avoid getting suffocated.

"there's a stander, I never though I'd see one."

by tryeten is 4'9 September 3, 2021

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

Stander

Someone who stands on an escalator or moving sidewalk. Standards tend to be lazy, or perhaps older individuals.

Standers obstruct the movements of people who have places to go and stuff to do. Standards are particularly annoying when standing in the middle of escalators/moving sidewalks, such that walkers cannot easily pass and move on with their lives.

Stupid stander -- it's not a fucking ride! MOVE IT!

by Mellonman May 31, 2017

Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007