Dane Stair

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in a stairwell, usually in a school.

Man 1: Dude where were you last hour?
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*

by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010

Joker Stairs

The most holy of places, even more sacred than the vatican itself. Only one with boatloads of clout can only hope to visit.

Yo bro m8 i heard your in new york this weekend, have you been to the joker stairs yet.

Nah man i got denied at the entrance not enough clout

Bruh

by Holy Priest Babadoo October 20, 2019

stair diving

A game created by the band guns n roses. it involves getting really drunk then taking turns throwing ones self down a stair case.
this game is played by true guns n roses fans
Warning: the morning after is not pleasant

Rocker: lets get wasted and do a bit of stair diving

by fencingdude September 12, 2006

Matt Stairs

Possibly the greatest Canadian born baseball player in history. Currently plays for the San Diego Padres. He swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.

Guy 1: Who the fuck just hit a 500ft home run off of Johnathan Broxton

Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs

Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter

by philliesfan866 August 20, 2010

Stair Clap

The clapping of a male's scrotum against his inner thigh when he runs down or maybe even up stairs.

When Tommy ran down stairs excitedly, he Stair Clapped and got sick from the impact.

by schaeferqwaefer November 22, 2009

stair fail

when someone is walking up or down the stairs and they badly predict where the next step is causing them to miss the step and fall down provoking laughter to the person behind them.

that was the best stair fail ive ever seen!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

missing stair

Missing stair is an analogy for a person within a social group who many people know is untrustworthy or otherwise has to be "managed", but who they work around by trying to quietly warn others rather than deal with openly.

A term coined by blogger Cliff Pervocracy.

Yeah, everyone knows about that person isn't safe to be around, they're a real missing stair.

by ceolyn September 23, 2019