Slang: refering to the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals to the point of orgasm. It is performed manually, using the hand.
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by Gary MacKenzie April 15, 2008
Get the sqwelcher mug.The person in your workplace who is the biggest manager ass-kisser and back-stabber. Derived from being part squirrel and part weasel.
The squirrel part of this person is the manager's go to guy, yet has no ability to get the job done. This person will try to take credit for your work. When this person is assigned a task they will magically have something else in progress which means it will be assigned to you. Later, you will find out that they were off sleeping or fucking around wasting time while you were doing their assignment.
The weasel part of this person is the one who will point out any error you make to the manager no matter how insignificant. This person will have a huge ego coupled with extreme stupidity. This person only got the job because they know someone within the company. Somehow, your idiot boss will overlook this person's incompetence and give them promotions, raises, perks, etc.
The squirrel part of this person is the manager's go to guy, yet has no ability to get the job done. This person will try to take credit for your work. When this person is assigned a task they will magically have something else in progress which means it will be assigned to you. Later, you will find out that they were off sleeping or fucking around wasting time while you were doing their assignment.
The weasel part of this person is the one who will point out any error you make to the manager no matter how insignificant. This person will have a huge ego coupled with extreme stupidity. This person only got the job because they know someone within the company. Somehow, your idiot boss will overlook this person's incompetence and give them promotions, raises, perks, etc.
worker 1 - I worked all day on that project and now it is finally complete. What a pain in the ass!
worker 2 - I thought Bill took care of that project.
worker 1 - WHAT??!! I worked my balls off to get it done!
worker 2 - I heard Bill telling the manager that he took care of the project.
worker 1 - Fucking sqweasel!
worker 2 - I thought Bill took care of that project.
worker 1 - WHAT??!! I worked my balls off to get it done!
worker 2 - I heard Bill telling the manager that he took care of the project.
worker 1 - Fucking sqweasel!
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Get the Sqweasel mug.Derived from the word Squish. Used by gamers and computer geeks.
1. More of a catch phrase, than a defined word. Has many meanings.
2. Can mean yes or convey acceptance.
3. Can be used as a greeting.
4. In the online game BF2: To squish a player with a supply box, Kill a player by landing a Helicopter on top of them, or run them over in a Vehicle.
Alternate spelling: $q\/\/33$|-|
1. More of a catch phrase, than a defined word. Has many meanings.
2. Can mean yes or convey acceptance.
3. Can be used as a greeting.
4. In the online game BF2: To squish a player with a supply box, Kill a player by landing a Helicopter on top of them, or run them over in a Vehicle.
Alternate spelling: $q\/\/33$|-|
(EWC)HisChadness : We pwnd you.
(EWC)Zalitek : Sqweesh!!!
Or
(EWC)TomViolence : Whats up man!
(EWC)InnocntBystndr : Sqweesh
(EWC)Zalitek : Sqweesh!!!
Or
(EWC)TomViolence : Whats up man!
(EWC)InnocntBystndr : Sqweesh
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