Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

by Tetrini July 30, 2018

squonk

see squiff.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

by oz May 23, 2003

Squonk

The gay friend.

You're such a squonk bro!

by EnchantedKami September 9, 2021

Lebanese Squonk

When a man ejaculates into a woman, then she spins around in a circle of women until the cum shoots out onto someone’s face

Guy #1 : I heard you got it on with Jessica last night
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk

by lord_quinndelin_ June 28, 2021

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018

Squonk it out

To display negative emotions in a very public manner. Derived from the American mythical creature of a Squonk who is so self-conscious that whenever it is seen by another animal it dissolves in its own tears.

The opposite of thugging it out.

I couldn't take it anymore man, I got that text and I just started to squonk it out.

by Brokeback Mount Lebanon December 21, 2023