Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

The Squirts

The politically correct way to say "Violent diarrhea."

Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!

by AnonymousHippopotamus December 12, 2006

Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.

John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.

by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Buffalo Wild Squirts

Explosive diarrhea you get after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings

OMG, I have a bad case of buffalo wild squirts.

by jbg1000 January 7, 2011

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e July 30, 2006

hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.

"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"

by LaRon May 18, 2006