squirrely

A girl who "gathers" nuts (men) and stores them for when she's hungry.

Hmmmm I wonder which nut the squirrely girl will take home tonight....

by GETYANUTSSQUIRREL December 7, 2015

Squirrely

A term used to describe an individual that contributes nothing, but takes/hoards everything else.

Guest 1: "Look at John, he is devouring those orderves".
Guest 2: "That son of a bitch is probably fixing to take the rest home with him".
Guest 1: "Squirrely".

by ChexXMeXx May 5, 2011

squirrely

a cigarette.
originated in the south side of chicago

yo, you got a squirrely fo me?

by lxndr March 20, 2008

squirrely

ones act of commiting a gay or faggish action.

housewife 1: Mindy's boy is playing with barbies again.
housewife 2: He's a wrather squirrely boy.

by hannahhhx December 5, 2007

Squirrely

To be feeling unlike one's self.

The night with the ladyboy and copious amount of Jagermiester had me feeling a little squirrely.

by d_nay17 October 13, 2018

Squirrely

Something you say when an event is weird, strange, funny, or normal. It is named after the animal squirrel.

I just got a hamburger, it was pretty squirrely.

by ramzomiduke August 5, 2022

Squirrely Wrath

What Foamy the Squirrel calls the anger of squirrels.

"Face my Squirrely Wrath!"

by Andrew the Man July 16, 2008