squirg

the biggest cock you will ever see. men with squirgs can fuck girls from miles away. also, squirgs are rock hard.

the man with the squirg sonic fucked (sonic fucking) some bitch.

by C-PATTS7 April 10, 2010

squirmy squirmy

The action of wriggling around or squirming, streching, lying down on the floor, seeking cuddles, massages and huggs from people whilst on Ecstasy.

Adam is very squirmy squirmy tonight..infact, everyone is very squirmy squirmy tonight cause everyone is mashed up

by Brettski September 18, 2005

squirty dumplings

a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea

Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings

by bengalsfan05 September 8, 2009

Squirty Cream

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream

Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.

by Squirtycream September 19, 2020

squirly

suspicious;not being straight up;beating around the bush;being up to no good;sneaky;sly;manipulative;untruthful

I wouldn't want to hang out with someone who acts squirly.

by charisse justiniano March 10, 2004

squidgy

soft and squishy (often a bit chubby, too.)

aww...look at the squidgy little puppy!

by Meredith February 12, 2004

Squirty Patertie

The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.

I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.

by Alabama Hotpocket God January 29, 2017