squirtle

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011

squirtleing

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina

Oh man I love squirtleing

by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016

Squirtle the jiggle puff

Make da pussy wet

Let me squirtle the jiggle puff babbyy

by cricklecrackelemmefap August 17, 2017

Chunky squirel

chunky squirel is a pokemon that is chunky he runs around like a fat pig and eats nuts the size of jj's forehead

you just caught chunky squirel

by chunkluke June 14, 2020

nuttier than squirl shit

Someone who is crazy, nuts, or out of their mind.

"Man that tweeker has done so much meth, that he is nuttier than squirl shit"

by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006

squirly

suspicious;not being straight up;beating around the bush;being up to no good;sneaky;sly;manipulative;untruthful

I wouldn't want to hang out with someone who acts squirly.

by charisse justiniano March 10, 2004