Squinker Doodle

every mean bad word combined 100 times worse than any word you can think of.

You're a squinker doodle! = *every mean bad word you can think of but 100x meaner*

by BZZYQ February 14, 2023

Dirty shwinters

Taking a shit at someone’s gaff and wiping your arse with broken glass

Sean: was with the auld lady there she pulled a dirty shwinters

by DickLips11 November 18, 2020

squirter

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation.
That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can also be mistaken for urine...but strangely smells of rose water

when Eddie Lock was watching his porn collection he noticed the girl spurt and he made a big wank,resulting in wrist seziure(similar to Jamie Hales)

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

squatters

people who over stay thier welcome, eat all your food and never repays

We can't get these squatters out of our house!

by Rebecca April 13, 2003

squinter

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998

I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.

by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008

squinter

A person in Sydney who works in the city or inner west, but live in the outer western suburbs.
They have a long commute in the shitty Parramatta Rd/M4 peak hour traffic, and have to squint in the rising sun in the morning and/or setting sun in the evening.

Dave: Whilst sipping a beer...."The squinters never come to the pub after work!"
Scott: "That’s because it takes the dickheads nearly 2 hours to drive home!"

by tickle-me-elmo September 26, 2005

Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 2, 2017