squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.

“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

Spugus

A small, amorphous mass of discarded material, debris, or otherwise indescribable nature. Notable examples include stray balled-up pieces of yarn that have fallen off items of clothing, clumps of dust and hair that accumulate under a bed, or mangled tissues that you find in the dryer when you forget to take them out of your pants pocket.

Patrick: Why did you put that spugus on my desk? It's filthy, we don't know where that's been!
Bruce: There's more where that came from! *reaches under bed*

by Globetard April 13, 2024

Smugus

A phrase normally used by bigthuy is a word meaning being the most silly you can ever be

You will use the word Smugus in the most random moments on any discord server for no particular reason at all

by Bigthuy May 18, 2024

sugusato

a gay ship between Geto and Gojo from Jujutsu Kisean or JJK

in other words, they just gay ass homies who just couldn't confess each other's love to each other
because of Gege Akutami because that fucking asshole dose not know what happiness nor happy ending mean

im miss my sugusato pookies
play mr lover man then you'll feel my pain

by a child of SuguSato May 29, 2024