A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.
I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.
by johnny weekend June 26, 2012
Get the Walrus Shuffle mug.To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.
by Pringal Jugar April 10, 2015
Get the Porte Shuffle mug.A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.
Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016
Get the kansas city shuffle mug.Having to shit so bad, you're about to shit yourself. So you clench your ass shut and try to walk until you get to a toilet to relieve yourself.
by DMU77 May 19, 2015
Get the Heel scuff mug.Scuffed LLC is a company created by Paul Denino and Brent Kaskel widely regarded as a ponzi scheme. Many investors have decided not to invest in Scuffed LLC due to its ties to the alt-right as well as the fact Brent Kaskel's previous experience of running a company (Archon) ended up in bankruptcy within months despite tens of millions being invested.
Although efforts have been made by the company to keep investors private, leaks have confirmed that at this current moment in time the two of the main investors are Alki David (owner of FilmOn) and Ross Perkins (president of the now defunct streaming site stream.me).
Although efforts have been made by the company to keep investors private, leaks have confirmed that at this current moment in time the two of the main investors are Alki David (owner of FilmOn) and Ross Perkins (president of the now defunct streaming site stream.me).
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