No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious

Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)

by Kateus December 29, 2005

seriously

Disbelief in sarcastic form.
(As commonly used on the show Grey's Anatomy)

Meredith: You didn't sign the divorce papers. Fine. I get it. End of discussion.
Derek: Oh... I usually just say "Meredith" and then you yell at me. I haven’t thought past that point. I actually didn’t have anything planned. Meredith hits him repeatedly with her purse
Derek: Listen! Hey stop it! Ow!
Meredith: Seriously? Seriously?!

by Laurdev October 14, 2007

Seriously Uncool

The art of somone claiming coolness , but lacking any sense of the word

so given the title " uncool"

Elliott says : 43 MGB tech drive

"Eliott is seriously uncool "

by Patrick ED July 6, 2009

severiously

A combination of seriousness and severity.

I hit the ATM today and found out my bank account was severiously overdrawn. Must've been from all the insufficient fucks I had in it.

by Dr. Do-'Em September 21, 2016

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022

really, seriously?

A sarcastic whay to say, 'this is stupid'.

Bobby Jack: Okay, you have to put on this monkey suit on now

Jim: really, seriously?

by Diana Johnson November 6, 2009

for seriously

Often used to show excitment with underlining uncertainty.

Person 1: I had a car crash, but no one was hurt
Person 2: For seriously?!!

by textfile232 January 18, 2006