Squelch

The noise you will hear when you step over a VERY dead body.

"WOAH did you hear that squelch right there by victim numero cinco"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Squelch

A fart that vibrates forward through the vagina lips and out.

That squelch really tickled my pussy.

by squelch queen January 23, 2010

Squelch

When a female coughs or sneezes and cum comes out of her vagina.

She coughed so hard that she squelched

by hurricanekarina September 28, 2014

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004