square banana

a phrase meaning to hook up or get with somebody.

you have to square banana with some one timers before you start square bananaing with someone you want to be serious with.

by miltapanmaniacs December 1, 2011

Square of Despair

While in prison, you are unwillingly taking it up the ass, having one shoved in your mouth and giving hand jobs to guys on either side of you.

Hey man, you hear about Lil' Pete getting the Square of Despair in the showers?

by Darth Zilla the Bob October 16, 2019

Tiananmen Square

According to China, absolutely nothing ever happened at this place.

There was no massacre at all in Tiananmen Square. Nobody ever died in Tiananmen Square. We never went there and killed a bunch of innocent people -China

by nlolhere August 13, 2020

Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket

Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.

by strikerg September 5, 2018

squaglammer

Any device used to clean an apparatus used to smoke marijuana. Often this consists of a thin piece of metal or hard plastic.

Hey man, can you please hand me the squaglammer? The bowl is pretty dirty.

by Seanithan April 3, 2008

Square root club

A term used to describe people in college that have GPAs that are so fucking low that if you took the square root of their GPA, it would be larger than their actual GPA.

Roommate 1:Jesse's a fucking dumbass, his GPA is .78.
Roommate 2: That puts him in the square root club alright.

by Sang-froid May 9, 2018