Sploot

A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.

Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!

by piiglett. February 18, 2009

Sploot

The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table

Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot

by Random_pasta November 05, 2020

Sploot

The action of spitting something out.

Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.

If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.

by SplootForAll April 14, 2017

Sploot

Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.

"How was your massage? "
"Awesome! She totally splooted me"

by Just north March 11, 2018

SPLOOT

Sploot or Splooted is a word to describe throwing something at house, this may consist of an egg, pottery or even a mattress!

I’m going to sploot Michelle’s house tonight!

I think Michelle got splooted earlier

by September 27, 2020

Sploot Jootin

(V)the act of blowing bubbles using semen.

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."

by gener October 29, 2003

Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

by eugene falco October 29, 2003