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SPLOOT

Sploot or Splooted is a word to describe throwing something at house, this may consist of an egg, pottery or even a mattress!
I’m going to sploot Michelle’s house tonight!

I think Michelle got splooted earlier
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.
I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman
by EC May 18, 2003
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Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole
OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf
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To or When a person slips with a slipping sound.
My friend just splooted today.
by 9tjfijvrirncvpiw fip2uv January 14, 2020
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Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss
I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.
by BigChungles May 10, 2020
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Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.
I’m going to sploot Michelle tonight!
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer
That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on
by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021
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