splat

Similar to the term "shart" except contents consist of more gas and garbage than bowel, in a spray form.

Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.

Get out of my way I have to splat!

Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!

Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!

I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!

I wake up to splaaaaaat!

If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!

splat by BDE specialist May 20, 2014

Splat

1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.

Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.

Splat by Anonymous May 23, 2004

splat

when a fat person falls you will here a splat.

bernard(fat man) fell of the roof and made a splat sound

splat by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003

Splat

A semi-exclusive emotional and sexual relationship between two ex-partners. 'Semi-exclusiveness' refers to a state where neither splat partner is morally obligated to be faithful but must inform the other partner of any sexual or romantic contact outside of the splat.

Jimmy and Suzy broke up a few months ago but I've been seeing his car at her house a lot so I guess they are in a splat.

Splat by kmb55 May 29, 2010

Splat

A fucking stolo duhhh

Damn fam you still got the splat?

Splat by Hendrixxdawg January 21, 2018

splat

Splat was a game invented in Framingham, Massachusetts around the year 2000 played by several good friends who worked at a company in the above mentioned city. It was most frequently played when these friends became bored with working and wanted to have some unusual fun. It involved 1 person (the victim) who lost a quick game between the players, lining up against a wall, while the 'splattor' soaked a huge ball of paper towels in water and violently hurled the object as fast as it could be thrown. Sometimes, the object would miss the victims. On other occasions, the victim would be walloped in the face. As the wet towels hit the victim in the face, a large noise would be made, and that is SPLAT!!! Sometimes not all of the paper towel ball would fall off, but rather be dangling from the victims ear. The rules stipulated that the victim must remain motionless, stand up strait and accept his fate with honor. All involved in splat were taking a moderate level of risk as the game was always played in a professional office environment in which such behavior would be greatly frowned upon by the company owners. In recent times, there has been talk of resurrecting the game. As the game was always played by good friends who appreciated torturing eachother, it would be considered out of bounds to use boiling water, ink or any substance other than hot water with which to victimize the unfortunate party. (Note that none of the guilty parties were ever caught, despite hundreds of splat! games and a very small office location.

"Hey, Alex do you want to play splat?"
"Yeah...Let's make sure Sean gets victimized thoroughly!"

2 minutes later, SPLAT! .....
(Followed by raging laughter by the friends gaining a laugh at the sight of the splattered victim....

splat by Murray and Candy Man February 14, 2009

splat

Worst degree of bathroom emergencies. Bowel movements in the form of windex spray. Also referred to as reverse regurgitation.

Oh no, I just splat in my hall way!

splat by BDE specialist May 16, 2014